Jordan's unbiased commentary

Katie Bell shows off her Quidditch skills while Lee Jordan provides some completely unbiased commentary

Extract from Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

By J.K. Rowling

‘Gryffindor in possession, no, Slytherin in possession – no! – Gryffindor back in possession and it’s Katie Bell, Katie Bell for Gryffindor with the Quaffle, she’s streaking up the pitch – THAT WAS DELIBERATE!’

Montague, a Slytherin Chaser, had swerved in front of Katie, and instead of seizing the Quaffle, had grabbed her head. Katie cartwheeled in the air, managed to stay on her broom but dropped the Quaffle.

Madam Hooch’s whistle rang out again as she soared over to Montague and began shouting at him. A minute later, Katie had put another penalty past the Slytherin Keeper.

‘THIRTY–ZERO! TAKE THAT, YOU DIRTY, CHEATING –’

‘Jordan, if you can’t commentate in an unbiased way –!’

‘I’m telling it like it is, Professor!’


Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

By J.K. Rowling